alt-j:

theopiumwars:

brbjellyfishing:

there are millions of starving kids in africa and miley cyrus has 15 chapstick egg things 

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did you seriously take the time to count exactly how many chapstick eggs she had before making this post?

counting isn’t actually as difficult and time-consuming as you would imagine

(via australiansanta)

stability:

its weird how different your life could be if people found you more or less attractive

(via australiansanta)

forevercemetery:

if you’re thinking something nice about someone you should always say it

(Source: drakeboner, via australiansanta)

joecroucher:

Balloons are so weird… “happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath”

(Source: glam0r0us-indie-rockandroll, via perks-of-being-chinese)

crrabs:

*tries to get eight hours sleep in 3 hours*

(via lohanthony)

chipotlazy:

never underestimate the power of a low quality webcam to make you look good in a selfie

(via jraphic)

queerdontfear:

I’m sorry, but if lesbians can control themselves in a girls only changing room with ass naked woman waltzing around. Then I figure men should be able to control them selves with clothed girls walking down the street. Just a thought.

(via your-classybitch)

jpgay:

we’ve all had crushes we very strongly regret

(via i-spill-kisses-with-love)

karla-world:

I don’t care how hot you are, if your personality is shit your physical appearance automatically means nothing

(via i-spill-kisses-with-love)

vagisodium:

if someone ever kidnaps me im just going to shit my pants because they either have to wipe my ass or deal with the smell and i want them to have it rough

(Source: trashboat, via i-spill-kisses-with-love)

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