there are millions of starving kids in africa and miley cyrus has 15 chapstick egg things
did you seriously take the time to count exactly how many chapstick eggs she had before making this post?
counting isn’t actually as difficult and time-consuming as you would imagine
its weird how different your life could be if people found you more or less attractive
if you’re thinking something nice about someone you should always say it
Balloons are so weird… “happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath”
never underestimate the power of a low quality webcam to make you look good in a selfie
I’m sorry, but if lesbians can control themselves in a girls only changing room with ass naked woman waltzing around. Then I figure men should be able to control them selves with clothed girls walking down the street. Just a thought.
we’ve all had crushes we very strongly regret
I don’t care how hot you are, if your personality is shit your physical appearance automatically means nothing